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Verse 1:
Well I got me an invitation
From the pigs who live down the street
It was for a Happy Pigs Party
A party with pigs, what a treat
They asked me to bring a bag of garbage
And not to take a bath for a week
Cause I'm going to a Happy Pigs Party
We'll dance in mud to our knees
Chorus 1:
Take me down - Oink Oink
Take me down - Oink Oink
To the Happy Pigs Party down the street
Take me down - Oink Oink
Dance around - Oink Oink
Feel the mud come squishin' tween our feet
Verse 2:
When I got there to the pigs party
They were drinking dirty water from a can
And eating blue bread and black bananas
With globs of moldy oatmeal in their hands
And the smell of the mud was atrocious
Oh those pigs were such a stinkin' sight
I held my nose and ran back through the doorway
I won't be going back there again tonight
Chorus 2:
Take me Home - Oink Oink
Take me Home - Oink Oink
Oh a Happy Pigs Party is a drag
Take me Home - Oink Oink
Take me Home - Oink Oink
Don't wanna eat garbage dip from a bag
Chorus 1: